Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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