During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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