if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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