Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize