i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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