singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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