im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You don't make any sense
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