does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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