Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I faked an abortion last night.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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