Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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