home. puking in laundry basket.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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