I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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