I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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