Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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