Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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