My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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