i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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