North Korea, Best Korea!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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