why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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