The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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