I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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