So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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