That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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