oh god the rape fog is back!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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