he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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