I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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