I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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