it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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