Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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