I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So many bounce houses so little time
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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