I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Randomize