I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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