i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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