Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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