Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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