i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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