she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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