I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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