Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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