At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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