I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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