Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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