After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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