I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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