what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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