So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I will pee on everything he values.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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