I hate your face
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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