what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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Boobs are out for the taking
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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