so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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