How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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